Johnny fucking Drama, man we love that guy. Anyway, a bit of a celebration is in order for us here at nerdbastards as we celebrate our 1 year anniversary. Yep, 52 weeks of nerd news and entertainment, bastard style.
Like an up and coming porn star we’ve sucked a lot of dicks to get this milestone (Note: that was just an analogy, no dick sucking has occurred. Some anal play maybe, but no dick sucking). We came, we saw, and perhaps used 1 too many KFC Double Downs as masturbators (word to the wise: always let the cheese cool first before you have your way with it), but we’ve totally raped your face with awesomeness. A bit of a cocky statement I admit but you fuckers love us and you know it (plus we have records to prove it! Big Brother is always watching). Well, ya know what? We love you right back! Fans like you are the reason we do what we do.
Though, we honor this earmark with Miller High Life and a pack of individually wrapped american cheese (it’s all we have in the office fridge) we would like to personally thank you for making this one hell of a year. To those of you that have stuck with us since our early days of suckage (site looked like butt and we had no idea what we were doing. In some ways we still don’t) to those of you who are discovering us for the very first time we owe each and every one of you a rub and a tug. Suffice to say, thank you. Will keep writing if you keep reading.
-Luke Gallagher: Editor-in-chief/sandwich fucker