Dark Lord Banned From Star Wars Events


Dude, What the Fuck? Apparently David Prowse A.K.A. Darth Vader has been BANNED from Star Wars Celebration V convention as well as any and all other Lucasfilm-associated events. Why? Well No one really knows actually. Bitches be cockblockin’. Prowse Says;

“It is with regret that I have been informed by my friends at C2 Ventures, Ben and Phillip, that I am not to be invited to C5 this year or any other Lucas Film associated events. After enquiring, the only thing I have been told is that I have ‘burnt too many bridges between Lucas Film and myself’ – no other reason given…I have also been advised by the promoter of Paris Manga in September that LFL (Lucas Film Limited) have requested no photo opportunities with the 501 Squadron, even though I am commander in chief of the 501”

Um, what the fuck did you do? Did you rape Lucas’ puppy? Try and Teabag his granny? Ask his wife to give you a blumpkin?!?! Lucas isn’t saying anything, prowse is being extremely vague. There is a ton of speculation as to what ‘burnt too many bridges’ refers to (see above…we bet it was the blumpkin.) We’ll update you as soon as more information becomes available.


Category: Film, WTF?

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