Some dillhole robbed a bank in Long Island on Thursday. Big deal, you say. The fun part: He was dressed like Darth Vader. I shit you not. Okay, technically he was half-dressed like Vader since he was apparently sporting a pair camo pants.
And instead of Force-choking the crap out of someone, he had a gun. Before he made his getaway, one of the customers (apparently a Jedi) tried to lay the smackdown on him to no avail.
Best line from the story:
Witnesses say his cape was waving behind him as he ran.
One wonders if the picture below might show the Vader robber’s motive.