In Mother Russia, you don’t worship a cartoon character, cartoon character worship you! Okay, so I suck at jokes. Can we move on? Anyway, it seems that a group of people, who kind of love Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers a little too much have formed a religion based around one of the characters. Gadget Hackwrench, yes the hot mouse (c’mon, who didn’t think she was hot), is being worshiped for her smarts and skills.
Well, believe it or not, a group of Russian fans of Gadget Hackwrench have created a new religion, with the above mentioned cartoon character as the idol. They pray to posters of her, gather to talk about how incredibly great she is, compose songs about her, and spread stickers of Miss Hackwrench, wherever they go. It’s pretty unbelievable, but if Maradona has his own cult, why couldn’t Gadget Hackwrench?
Here’s what some of her worshipers think of their rodent goddess: “She is the divine being, the most untouched and perfect sibling of the great God on Earth”. “Why I love her? It’s a stupid question, how could I not love the Goddess?”. “She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.
So yeah, more power to them for finding some sort of hope in life but I think they could have found some one else better to worship as a deity. Personally, I would probably join the church of Sonic the Hedgehog if there was one. Or one about the Power Rangers where each person gets their own Morphing Buckler and have Alpha playing the organ. What? I can dream can’t I.