Midichlorians: The STD


There was a time where I related The Curse of Midichlorians destroying the ideology of of what it meant to be a real Jedi into a Jedi getting an STD. He was just a normal Jedi, until some dirty hooker gave him Midichlorians. I mean come on! This argument started in 1999 and will never end. There was NO reason to add that into the mix, it was like saying Hiel Hitler! In all the original Star Wars films, Han Solo, Mon Mothma , they all said “May the Force be with you” as a form of “Take it easy”.

Then Qui Gon Jinn took a sample from Annakin like checking his blood sugar, or cholesterol, and totally disregarding Obi Wan’s speech in A New Hope .

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

I call Midichlorians shenanigan BULLSHIT !! And this video proves that other people share my feelings with A herpes/Not so fresh commercials, selling a product for those Sith flareups VaderEX

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