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tron-a-sutra(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Ever wondered where Tron was in the world of sexual how-to guides? Well at long last comes the nerds solution to the Kama-Sutra. The “Tron-a-Sutra”, aptly named “SCORE – a users guide to sexual positions” (you read correctly). Whoever did this blended the oldest and most notable group of texts with white suits and 80’s special effects. I mean come on, there’s nothing sexier then a glowing woman and a double chinned man teaching you to “ride the lightcycle”.

The Tron-a-Sutra, while only 20 positions, is still graphic to look at (so don’t look at this while at work). With names like the scorpion, the armchair and the victory it’s gonna perk more then a person’s interests. The notable humor is well a plus though (ie: Super Mario coin effects for a pop up G-spot sign). Made with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets, it’s still looks to be engaging (to say the least).

Still, if your underage it’s highly recomended you don’t click thru to see the first 10  illustrations and videos. unless you wanna be grounded well past the Tron 2 release date.

1. Missionary

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2. Wheelbarrow

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3. Cowgirl

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4. The Sitting Bull

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5. The Scorpion

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6. The Victory

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7. Doggy Style

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8. The Armchair

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9. The 68

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10. The Drive Thru

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source: buzzfeed

Category: Nerd Culture, WTF?

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