So it’s as if the Nintendo brand isn’t for children any longer. I hope this shit is rated M for mature. Geekologie reports that the “geniuses” at Mojowijo have made attachments for the Wiimote that can turn your Wiimote into a vibrator or…jerk-off circle? I don’t know what you’d call that claw-like hand but I know one thing for sure; if I had a dick, that hand-y thing would not be going near it, thank you very much. The following video shows how the technology works, I suppose. It’s silent and features… well, just watch it. I have no idea.