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Spider-Man Vs…the Vibrator?

spiderman67_1Here is what may just possibly be the best scene from the 60s Spider-Man cartoon. It’s a bit from episode 39, “To Cage a Spider.” A couple of crooks have to find a way to shake Spider-Man off their trail.

What I want to know is what the hell they had in their car that made this the most logical thing to throw at him. And no, I didn’t doctor this clip at all. Just check it out.

Dude, that's not a good hiding place for Big Red...

Dude, that's not a good hiding place for Big Red...

I know, right? Even back then, I’m pretty sure they knew how that could be taken. I just found this coincidental; “Peter Parker” sounds like it could be a euphemism for a marital aid.

Just sayin’.

Nothing satisfies a curmudgeonly nerd’s immature sense of humor quite as much as seeing unintended perversity in stuff they watched as kids. It’s like seeing Archie talk about having to beat off a bunch of guys or something.

Also, Spider-Man has a foe called The Shocker. Add your own joke here.

(via GorillaMask)

Category: TV, WTF?

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