You didn’t ask, but I’m going to tell you. I love Sno-Balls! And no, despite what you may think, I am not referring to the mouth swapping of seminal fluid (at-least not from one mouth to my mouth. However, a 3 way with two lesbians in a porno is HAWT). What I am a fan of, is the gooey (shut up!), marshmallowy, chocolaty, delicious snack from Hostess. These individually wrapped cakes are fucking magical (Fuck you mallow haters) and it really sucks that I can’t enjoy them in public without being ridiculed. And, fuck the Green Lantern for making it worse. As you see in the picture above, Hostess is coming out with ‘Green Lantern” themed Sno-Balls. Aptly named “Glo-Balls” (OK, even I snickered at that one) these creamy balls (shut up!) are coated with Green coconut flakes to play on the green light of the lanterns ring. If I may digress here for a moment and ask, how does one get a food product this green? Seriously, these things are like nuclear. I can only imagine the colorful fun you’ll have in looking in your toilet after you drop a deuce. Anyway, if someone were say to me “Would you like to eat Green Lantern’s Balls”, I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to say “yes”. Could you say the same? On a side note. If they are making cream filled, chocolate, Green Lantern balls shouldn’t it be Jon Stewart on the packaging?
Now, the more important question here is, what is up with those Flash Cakes in the back and where can we find them? They look AMA…..(wait for it)…ZING!