Human Centipede 2 Trailer Oozes Forth

The writer/director of everyone’s favorite ATM machine (yes, the only instance in which “machine” isn’t redundant), The Human Centipede, Tom Six, is planning to unleash further brain-warping fun with a sequel.

Whereas the first Centipede was, by his words, “100% medically accurate,” the sequel won’t have such a constraint, which means that as gross as the first one was, this one promises to have even sicker and twisted shit.

I’m just throwing out ideas, here, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see a Human Centipede version of Voltron with five or six people sewn together. Sick, yes, but also, pretty frickin’ cool.

The teaser trailer below features Six talking about how the sequel will make the first one look like My Little Pony and how after scouring shitholes of the world, he found Martin, the sickest bastard ever.

I think if Six was a smart guy, he’d have a constest in which people would enter the most depraved Human-Centipede-inspired surgeries, and the worst of the worst would actually get included in the movie. The contributor would get a T-shirt and probably a visit from the feds at some point.

What do you think? How can you top the first Human Centipede movie? The first person to suggest a Goatse collar surgery is disqualified.

(via ScreenCrave)

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