Dear people in charge of television/movies STOP FUCKING WITH MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!
MTV has decided to torture us further because gross guidos and pregnant teenage whores just isn’t enough. They have just released a trailer for their summer series Teen Wolf . It’s inspired from the 1985 classic Teen Wolf starring the not yet shaky, Micheal J. Fox (what part of bastards did you not understand?) Fox plays a teenager who finds his groove when he learns he’s a werewolf (you thought puberty was tough for you, pussy.) Also that being a werewolf allows him to dunk on a mother fucker like he’s Jordan.
MTVs Teen Wolf has been described as a “sexy thriller set against the drama of high school life with a forbidden, romantic love story at its core,”. It is obvious that the show will go in a different direction than the films, but It will surely lack the awesomeness of the 1985 Teen Wolf.
Check out the trailer below and judge for yourself. Personally it just reiterates that since the early 90’s everything MTV touches is basically a visual abortion.
Teen Wolf will be coming to MTV next summer and stars Tyler Posey (Maid in Manhattan, Brothers and Sisters), Dylan O’Brien, Crystal Reed (Skyline) and Tyler Hoechlin (Road to Perdition, 7th Heaven).