Paul Pape is a diabolical genius. You can get a model of yourself frozen in carbonite in the classic Han Solo pose or a more unique two thumbs up!
Just send your picture to firstname.lastname@example.org and I will sculpt the likeness, from the clothes, to the pose. Will you choose the classic pose, or something more whimsical? The choice is yours.
Costing only $50 and at a 4.25 inches high (Is twice the length of Nerdbastard contributor Blake Stevenson’s Penis!) is a minuscule version of what Empire brought us. Mr. Pape will craft only 200 pieces before the holidays so the line starts here fucko’s! And in case you were wondering? I always shoot first! There is no confusion to any Rodians’ wanting there selves immortalized in Super Sculpey.