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If we had a million dollars we'd make "Kevin Smith and the Buffy Man on Wings of Swine" Our Nations Flag

If we had a million dollars we'd make "Kevin Smith and the Buffy Man on Wings of Swine" our nations flag

With the release of our 30th podcast episode and ending the nerd week comes our ever-popular question of the week! Question of the week is a question we ask you, our readers and listeners, and you answer it by either commenting to this post , or telling us your answer on facebook or twitter (@nerdbastards)! We choose the best answer on the Podcast and the winner will have their answer read aloud on the air, as well as the ability to shout-out or plug anything they want to. You will also see your answer written here on the weekly question post.

Last week’s question was: “What would be the Nerdiest Sex Scenario You Could Think of?” Our most frequent and most succesful commenter Mordrun has the winning answer. Mordrun said:

You meet a great nerdy girl who knows all the right stuff. She reads the same comics you read, she likes the same movies, she can hold her own when arguing the finer points of Han shooting first. She even loves Cosplay. Nothing could be going better when you discover she likes to mix her Cosplay with her amourous intentions.

Then the whole thing crashes down. She likes to Cosplay the female version of male characters. You think, Ok, I can handle that, who doesn’t like looking at sexy Han Solo or female stormtroopers with bare midriffs? Then it happens. She walks into your bedroom as a female Star Fleet captain. She likes to stay “in character” and insists you to call her Captain Picard as you hesitently touch that smooth, bald, head. (Wait, yes, the carpet matches the drapes, “shudder.”) “Make it so number one!” she bellows in a suprisingly accurate accent. Things get progressively worse as she creates costumes for you as well, Bearded Riker, Mirror Universe Spock to her Spock, Slave Princess Leia to her Jabba the Hutt, Yoshi to her Mario.

Lets congratulate Mordrun on submitting such a nerd bastard worthy answer. For this awesome submission Mordrun wins a prize from our partner SPLITREASON.COM. If you’re not familiar with SPLITREASON.COM they are an awesome (and I do mean awesome geek/nerd online apparel store. Tagged as ‘Gear for Geeks and Gamers’ their shirts are inspired from our most beloved video games, as well as commentary on nerd/geek culture. Mordrun, as our winner gets to go to SPLITREASON.COM and pick out 1 free t-shirt of his/her choosing, any style, any size. Awesome prize for an awesome nerd. Cheers to Mordrun!

This question is: If You Were Given a Million Dollars Under The Condition That It Be Spent For The Betterment of Nerds What Would You Spend It On?

We implore you to have a lot of fun with this and hope to see some funny and creative answers. Something like “I’d hire a ninja to kidnap the head of FOX television and drive bamboo shoots underneath their finger nails until he/she promises to bring ‘Firefly’ back on the air”

Please note that we DO NOT have a prize for this weeks nerd question. However, if your answer is really good, Luke (Our Senior Editor) might scrounge up something nice for ya. So what are you waiting for, ANSWER!

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