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Mario Kart Sex Moves (Avoid the Star)

(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Everyone has their own sexual techniques to relieve the ladies, or fellas, in the bedroom even the master of the suspenders. Super Mario himself has his own little tips and tricks and he doesn’t thank a little blue pill, he thanks his own power ups. Whether you take a mushroom or a Bullet Bill you need to be aware of just what your taking. Even Mario needs help with the pipes every so often but Luigi, he’s the real pimp.

Check out all of Mario’s bag of tricks after the jump.

Via: Dorkly

Category: Videogames, WTF?

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