(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)
Pulled from the case files we like to call “Are you kidding me” comes an incident during the newest PG-13 rated Harry Potter and The Deathly Hollows.
From the Smoking Gun :
At approximately 1:10pm, the Bluffton [South Carolina] Police Department responded to Sea Turtle Cinemas, [responding to a 911 call about] an individual that was exposing himself in the movie theater.
When officers arrived, they were directed by theater employees to a projection booth, which was playing a Harry Potter movie. From this location, they were able to look into the back row and observe a white male touching his exposed genitals. Officers then entered the theater and identified the suspect as Alexander Ofner, 39. Ofner was arrested for Indecent Exposure and transported to the Beaufort County Detention Center to await bond hearing.
Well done Alexander, getting charged for touching that which shall not be named. We all know that the cast of ladies in the film are “of age”, but at least have the decency to wait for the DVD pal. Might as well throw the flying books at him, the paper cuts alone won’t be punishment enough for this guy. Save that kind of thing for your Harry Potter fanfiction, not in a room where other people want to enjoy their day. Hopefully you get more than a fine on this one, then maybe you’ll know what it’s like for the rabbit to disappear up the magic hat.