If I’d had one of THESE in my teens I’d have had sex even less often than I did. Actually that’s not possible, but there’d be something unspeakably tragic about a teen lying alone in his tiny tardis bed having a fiddle with himself.
If you get the winning eBay bid on this astounding Doctor Who murphy bed (complete with a lights, sounds and a replica phone) you too can give up on sex entirely.
Constructed by an ingenious New Zealand father for his son. The TARDIS bed includes a talking telephone (it says 4 different Doctor Who sayings) lights — at night it projects the southern cross sign on the ceiling — a 1970s lock, pulsing LED lights, and more. So yes, you need this.
Go bid on this handmade Doctor Who bed right now over at Trade Me
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