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(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun)

The $16,000 Spaceship theme bedroom from Posh Tots has been making the rounds at a lot the other sites around the Internet.  Many of those sites seem to want to focus on the cost and absurdity of spending so much money on a kid’s bedroom.

I say what the hell!

If their wiping their asses with $20 bills then let’um spoil the hell out of their kids.  We’re gonna need some new Paris Hiltons and Brody Jenners in a couple of years.  What really interests me is what happens AFTER the bed is installed.

First bed wetting: “It’s a coolant leak Mom, I swear!”

First time kid is sent to his room: “If there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from.”

First time his Nanny gets fired: “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”

First time Mom knocks while he’s masturbating: “Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… every thing’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”

First time he smokes Pot with his friend in his room: Friend: “Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.
” PoshTot: “I use them for smuggling, hand me that A2-D2 lighter.”

First time the kid locks himself in the room: Dad: “Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!”

First girl in his bedroom: “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

How about it?  You got any Star Wars one liners that can top those?  Bring’um on in the comments below!

“I feel the farce is strong in this one, my master.”

Source: Geekologie

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