The NerdBastard Costume Christmas Party Carol

- 12-09-10Cool Stuff, Featured Posted by Luke Gallagher

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(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun with art by Jodee Rose )

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
And the Wookie is drunk on Red Bull,
But since Spock had no place to go,
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
The Wookie just peed now I’m mopping,
Spock’s long winded stories really blow,
Shovel snow! Shovel snow! Shovel snow!
Now Spock goes to kiss me goodnight,
Oh God, Vulcan tongue just ain’t right,
Now the Wookie’s a holding me tight,
Call a plow, clear the snow, end this night.
My patience is slowly dying,
As Spock and the Wookie are good-bying,
Oh I wish that they would just go,
Oh my God where the hell are their clothes!

Everyone loves a good Christmas carol, and everyone likes a good Gift list. NerdBastards are no exception. In this age of Uber Time Management why not combine the two into a NerdBastard original! Click through to the full NerdBastard 12 Days of Christmas and gift idea Carol!


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

A Settlers of Catan 3D game!

http://i2.wp.com/0.tqn.com/d/boardgames/1/7/M/m/gencon07_37.jpg?resize=350%2C296

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Framed Star Wars Posters!

http://i2.wp.com/www.geekologie.com/2010/11/01/star-wars-travel-1.jpg?resize=350%2C346

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Comic Con Badge!

http://i2.wp.com/thenewsoftoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/comic-con-2011.jpg

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Beers of the month club!

http://i0.wp.com/pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/img/J5OGuKMB/BqEE7RzAZErnmvck.jpg?resize=360%2C268

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

FIVE GREEN LANTERN RINGS!

http://i1.wp.com/www.superherotimes.com/assets/newsimages/GreenLanternRingSet.jpg?resize=350%2C376

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Thor’s Mighty Hammer!

http://i2.wp.com/farm5.static.flickr.com/4071/4664715559_00ac33eb4a_o.jpg

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

A leather beer holster!

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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .Star Trek

Bottle Opener!

http://i1.wp.com/thehut.pantherssl.com/productimg/0/600/600/73/30000073-1286548886-157000.jpg?resize=350%2C300

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

A Scarlett Witch Statue!

http://i1.wp.com/www.hollywoodheroes.com/images/scarlettwitch.jpg?resize=350%2C525

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Bacon of the month club!

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

A Microsoft Surface Table!

On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . .

Captain America’s Shield!

http://i0.wp.com/www.comicmovietoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC04130.jpg?resize=401%2C268

Go on! Give it a try, work out your own Nerd Christmas Carol and put it in the comments below.

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