Singer/songwriter/Neil Gaiman has done a lot of things in his life, to which have been celebrated by nerd kind. While his victories are many, I may have to take umbrage with this recent addition to his nerdy rap sheet.
Basically he got his wife, Amanda Palmer to reenact the run/ worm scene from the movie Labyrinth, with Gaiman himself appearing as Jareth the Goblin King (naturally). Now, I don’t know if this was the beginnings of the best unreleased home sex movie on earth, or if they were just fucking around with a camera and nerding out. All I know is that his wife’s stupid flap of a mouth was open the whole time. It makes me wanna watch the movie over again and see if Jennifer Connolly (star of the flick) did the same thing. Which, if true would ultimately ruin all re watchings of the flick, as I’ll never be able to take my eyes off her stupid mouth. If this wasn’t done in parody then I will have some words for Amanda Palmer…words I tell you.
Regardless, if you don’t expect anything serious then this was a funny, well done parody and will only make you love Neil Gaiman more! CHECK IT OUT BELOW:
Quick Labyrinth trivia for you: Did you know Jennifer Connolly was 13 going on 14 when she starred in Labyrinth? Admit it, you pleasured yourself to her many times. Now I’ve gone and ruined that for you. Sorry 🙁