Everyone knows that zombies are make believe, unless you live in Haiti and believe in Voodoo. The closest thing we have to the actual zombies of our nightmares are supermodels. Just as scary, boney and brain-dead as their rotting counter-parts, but how would they stack up against each other? Could you tell the difference between the caked on layers of make-up a supermodel wears every night from the dried flesh and blood between a zombie’s face. The lifeless stare is a given for both son that won’t help you but this handy dandy chart will.
Check out “Is that a Supermodel or a Zombie” after the jump.
Yes, it is really hard to tell, but one smells like rotting flesh the other smells like embalming fluid and shame. You can be the judge.
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