What can you do in  6 seconds? Well, sadly that’s 3 seconds too many before a nerd expels a ropey white load from their pants after seeing a boob in real life. Those last 3 seconds are just the beginning of a long embarrassment. However, speaking of excitement there’s a six second video teasing Captain America: The First Avenger. Sadly, this clip might make the common comic geek shudder into nerdgasm faster than touching a boob for the first time.

The clip is a short promo for an assumed upcoming first look via the media whores at Entertainment Tonight. Is this 6 seconds worth your time? Probably not. You’re better off and makin’ your hand falling asleep, giving yourself the stranger and see if you can rub one in under 6 seconds (my record is 5.2 seconds). Short as it may be, that doesn’t change the fact that it’s the first time we’ve seen any moving images from the movie (2 of the 6 seconds of footage is actual a still image).Check it out below:

This looks AWFUL. I can’t believe they screwed it up so badly. Major flop on Marvel’s hands. Definitely not going to see this now. Haha, just kidding. Not sure what, if anything, we can take from the above video but…there it is, your first look at Captain America: The First Avenger. The full on first behind the scenes look/ semi trailer should be popping up in just a few days. When it does will be sure to bring it your way and give it a proper dissection.

Captain America: The First Avenger opens everywhere on July 22. Starring Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving, Stanley Tucci and Hayley Atwell, the Joe Johnston directed film will be an origin story of sorts as Steve Rogers becomes Captain America and leads a group of elite soldiers called the Howling Commando against the Red Skull, Hitler’s head of weaponry.

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