[Editors Note: ‘Guess Who Monday’ is a weekly feature here at nerdbastards, where we challenge you to take a look at the latest, grown up, former child star and see if you can guess who they use to be. ]
There are a bunch of you pervy pedo fucks out there that look at young actress’s and try to innocently say “How old is she again? She looks older”, “Oh, I’m just saying she’s a pretty girl”, “Yeah…I mean, when she’s OLDER, she’ll be hot”.
Yeah right. You are disgusting, and you’re not fooling anyone. I don’t care if the age of consent laws throughout most of the world are 12-16, with USA being one of the only exceptions. You are one sick son of a bitch!
With that said, today’s ‘Guess Who’ actress was indeed a cute kid in her 2004 break-out role and she certainly is growing up fast.
Who is this adorable little lass? Well, I’ll give you a hint. Her fictional mother once took out 88 men (Well, there wasn’t really 88 of them.) and her daddy was not sadistic, but masochistic.
If you haven’t got it figured out then you really need to watch more movies. HIT THE JUMP for the reveal.
Perla Haney-Jardine is a young American actress, born on an island off Brazil, that starred in Kill Bill Vol. 2 as B.B. the four year old daughter of Beatrix “The Bride” Kiddo and Bill.
The young starlet also stars in the 2005 remake Dark Water with Jennifer Connelly and John C. Reilly as Natasha Rimsky and young Dahlia.
She was born in 1997 (the same year I lost my virginity) which makes her 13 going on 14. Remember she is a teenage girl and someone’s child. Don’t put her on some judgment block. Check back in 3-4 more years. Probably right around the same time Quentin Tarantino gets around to makin’ Kill Bill Vol 3. Will see ya then.