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Samuel L. Jackson has a huge penis, or so I’m told. But, that’s neither here or there. The real news here is that the ‘bad mother fucker’ will reprise his role as Nick Fury in both ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’, and ‘Thor’.

Between Tony Stark’s mention of the “Avengers Initiative” in The Incredible Hulk and the locating of Thor’s hammer in Iron Man 2 — along with Fury’s more prominent presence during that film’s latter half- it’s obvious that he would continue to have a presence in subsequent Marvel films. After all, the guy is the driving force behind the formation of earths mightiest heroes (In film of course, comic-book canon is a little different.).

Samuel L. Jackson revealed news of the appearances while on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’, the video for which you can check out below.

In the next month or so, I have to do one day on Thor, and I gotta do another day on Captain America, and in April we start The Avengers — the big deal with everybody. Thor and Captain America are pretty much done, but I haven’t done my part in them yet. I’m just connective tissue for them to join The Avengers.

To what degree will his appearance contribute to each film? That remains to be seen. Being that ‘Thor’ is wrapped and ‘Captain America’ is reaching the end of principle photography, it can be speculated that cameo’s will be brief. Perhaps a small scene after the credits role.

In other Jackson-Fury news, for The Avengers, Nick Fury will apparently have a female companion of sorts.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP

I gotta screen test like five actresses on Friday. They have this new character that’s my sidekick or something, that’s with me all the time.

That role is for Fury’s assistant and The Hollywood Reporter says four of the actresses who will be testing are Morena Baccarin (who has previously worked with Whedon on Firefly and Serenity and is now seen on V), Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World) Jessica Lucas (Cloverfield) and Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother).

Nick-Fury-Assistant

Morena Baccarin (Far left)- looks like a seductive secretary. I approve.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (second from left)- has that “I’m smarter than you. I know kung fu. Don’t fuck with me.” appeal. Thumbs up.

Jessica Lucas (second from right)- She’s a parking ticket. She has FINE written all over her. Voluptuous, striking, sweet, innocent and serious all rolled into one. I’m fapping as I type.

Cobie Smulders (far right)- always has “I just farted” face. DO NOT WANT. Her boobs are nice, but I’d have to put a Afghanistan flag over her head and f*ck her for revenge.

What do you guys think? Who would you like to see service Samuel L. Jackson?

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