So those two masks (above) will be available for purchase (You know they ain’t giving it away) for theater goers to enjoy the 3D version of Transformers: The Dark Side of the Moon. You just have to ask yourself . . . Do you feel lucky and do you want to get lucky later that evening? That “Lucky” feeling is the key.

Does your girl, or the girl you would like to take to the movie like Transformers?

  • If the answer is “Yes” then by all means buy the masks. Just make sure you give her the one she wants.
  • If the answer is “No” or “I’m not sure, but she really isn’t into nerdy things.” Just wear the regular glasses, slip the mask seller the money with a note and come back later and get your mask.
  • If your at that critical stage where you are contemplating revealing your nerdier side to your current girl then I would say don’t buy the mask. Imagine her moving in for a little movie necking and bumping noses with that Bumblebee mask.
  • If your girl runs ahead as you get tickets and buys the masks for both of you, get down on one knee and propose to her. She’s a keeper.

Approximate retail price: $9.99: Ages: 5 & up; Available: 5/16/2011 – Get ready for TRANSFORMERS role-play masks that are “MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!” New to the TRANSFORMERS line, fans can gear up and roll out with the TRANSFORMERS CINE-MASK 3D Masks for an all-new, one-of-a-kind experience. Each role-play mask – offered in OPTIMUS PRIME and BUMBLEBEE styling – functions as a “battle mask” to play out the TRANSFORMERS fantasy as one of these AUTOBOT characters. Each mask is also equipped with built in RealD 3D lenses that allow fans to watch any RealD 3D compatible movie! Each mask sold separately.

Category: Film, Nerd Culture, WTF?

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