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Tired of Wii Party? Is Princess Peach just not doing it for your anymore? Ubisoft has the answer in the release of what they’re calling the first “Sexy Party Game.” Yup, there’s a reason to dust off your Wii again, but only if you live in Europe. Bum-mer! We Dare is a motion game for both the Wii and Playstation Move whose game play involves spanking, kissing and even stripping! All at the command of your video game console, the little pervert. Seriously, we’re not making this one up folks. Kotaku has the official list of game features,

A WIDE AND VARIED RANGE OF 40 FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS GAMES
• Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.
• Dance to your favourite tunes from film and radio.
• Challenge your mates to a flirty strip-tease.
• Multiplayer up to 4 players.
• A HILARIOUS LIGHT-HEARTED ATMOSPHERE WITH CLEVER CHARACTERS, COY MINI-GAMES AND INTERNATIONALLY POPULAR MUSIC HITS: SUCH AS SEX BOMB, (I’VE HAD THE) TIME OF MY LIFE AND MANY OTHERS!

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There’s even a trailer for the game, but unfortunately the slightly awkward trailer can’t be viewed in the US. Oh wait, yes it can! But it has been banned from Youtube for those of us in the good ‘ole US of A, so no embedding. Here’s the link to where the trailer can be viewed on 1up.

If you watch the trailer please feel free to explain to me the connection between your avatar flying through rings and spanking someone with a Wiimote shoved down their pants. Of course I’m probably missing the point, this might be the wet dream of nerds everywhere. A game that could finally allow them to reach first base! And has nothing to do with baseball!

If  you still don’t believe the racy game is for realz, you can view the product on amazon.co.uk. Here’s excerpts from the product description,

You can also use your Wii Balance Board for additional gameplay based on pure body mass… Perhaps shedding some clothes will even the playing field…it’ll definitely make the party more interesting!

Act out saucy suggestions that you hear through the Wii-mote speakers

The final climax of the game ends in a light hearted, match-making session. Which of your friends is your best match for Love or Friendship? How you play, how you answer questions, how well you perform, and finally, how you chose to create your avatar, will ultimately determine your perfect match.

If you’re looking for a way to spice up game night, and either live in Europe or have access to a region free game console, We Dare is the provocative party game for you. Hot girls and/or men not included.

source: Kotaku

Category: Videogames, WTF?

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