Archie is an icon. A classic, cheerful and wholesome comic. Which is probably why I’ve never read a single issue. Never got into that piece of Americana. I did read the parody in Mad Magazine when the kids from Riverdale drank, married out of wedlock, stole cars, attended orgies and sold their souls to Satan. That was some good bathroom reading. Being that I get sick satisfaction from debauchery I can confidently say I was amused by Point Blank Creative‘s 4 minute Archie movie trailer.It features premarital sex, drug abuse, pregnancy, secret gay lust, abortion, and gun violence. Just the way Archie should be. I would watch the shit out of this movie. Give Hollywood a couple of years they’ll get around to it.