I’ve always wanted to become a Pastor, merely for the power of freely knocking the shit out of woman and children. With the power of Jebus you too can give folks the Old testament slap! OK, I don’t, nor should anybody ever hit a woman or a child. That is wrong and you will go to jail. DON’T DO IT… EVER! Unless of course the bitch deserves it (joking!)
So, for the faithful among the bastard crowd, I certainly apologize for any offense in this sensitive matter, but even you have to admit how silly and embarrassing those Vangelists who hit people on the head with their jackets and paraplegia. Seriously, are those souls really feeling the power of god, or are they just faking because they don’t want to appear foolish in front of their peers? I wonder if it works with none believers & 200 pound men? Regardless, it’s cooky as shit, and damn hilarious. No, don’t think so? How about setting the scene to Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat sound effects? Come one, even you Christians will find this mildly amusing.
He was preaching form the book of cheatcodes! You should see him when he uses the snakes. Shang Tsung: “Your soul is mine… “. The force of Liu Kang compels you…. Do they only take quarters in the offering plate? OK, here’s the end all be all comment, “First rule about church…don’t talk about church.”