George R.R. Martin Will Die Eating Lemon Cake Before His Next Book Comes Out… Says Taiwan CG News Group
The people at the Taiwan CG news organization are my new favorite friends. Them wacky Asians draw up shoddy CG animated clips to illustrate bits of big cultural news. They’re great for kids, easily amused adults, and folks that are high as a motherfucker.
The news group recently covered the announcement of the release date of A Dance with Dragons, the long-awaited book in George R.R. Martin’s fantasy series A Song of Fire and Ice.
Clearly representing the unified hate by fans on how goddamn long each of his books take to come out, the Taiwan news organization kill the fat bearded author. Not only that, but a ghostly Martin is then brought back to life to dance an awkward ghostly jig with one of his characters.
Taiwanese animators/newscasters should be the model for all journalists. Satire at it’s finest. They’re like the onion, but animated and, um, Asian. Taiwanese and Asians are the same thing, right?
Now, who thinks GRRM doesn’t actually plan on finishing the series, and this is a gigantic troll attempt? I won’t believe it till I see it.
Source: Topless Robot