[UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! We have our Gamer Grub Winners! Twitter fans @cheesecubes523 @nerdpunx  and Facebook user Abbē Neumann. Congrats to these lucky bastards! Winners have one week to contact our senior editor Luke Gallagher at his email lukeg37 at gmail.com (no spaces and replace ‘at’ with @ symbol) with their shipping address or they forfeit the prize to someone else. Item will be mailed 1-2 weeks afterwards. Didn’t win? Don’t feel bad. We have more contests coming up, with more great items from thinkgeek.com]

In continuation of Nerd Bastards fan appreciation, ThinkGeek.com has given us some more yummy goodness to give out too some lucky ducks.
Up this week, Gamer Grub Energy Snacks. Gamers know all to well the curse of nourishing the body for extended play-time. It’s simple math.  No sleep + No Food = No More Button Smashing. I didn’t mention bathroom breaks because there’s adult diapers for that. Point is, you want the maximum amount of play time with little interruption. While sleep is a cruel unavoidable mistress, food is another problem. Do you really want to get up and waste play time makin’ a hot pocket or bagel bites? While they are yummy, they’re a big time waster and messy. What you need is Gamer Grub, a tasty, vitamin-infused, energy snack in a handy resealable pouch. They’re like candied trail-mix designed to keep your health meter up and keep your fingers and keyboard/controller grease and crumb free. It’s like the best thing to happen to gamers since Mountain Dew.

Now, we  have  2 bags to give out to 3 different winners (2 3oz bags each). Each winner will receive 1 bag each of the PB&J and Pizza flavored performance snack. FYI, I’ve eaten both and my god, are they delicious. Best trail-mix EVER! Nerd tested, bastard approved!

What exactly do I need to do to win?

There are two things you need to do to win. 1. You need to follow Nerd Bastards on either Twitter (@nerdbastards) or Facebook. 2. You need to tweet or make a wall update (on the NB facebook fan page- Gamer Grub Giveaway Post) ) saying “I’m Grubby for Gamer Grub”. Simple, right?

Contest is applicable to fans who already follow us on Facebook/Twitter (you just need to tweet or make a wall update of the required fore mentioned phrase). Multiple tweets or wall updates are allowed (no limit, but don’t flood the feeds. Play nice.). 3 lucky winners will be randomly chosen (so don’t go trying to bribe us with money or boobs. They are certainly welcomed, they just won’t increase your chances). on Wednesday 3/30/11. The bags will be mailed out (free of charge via standard delivery) within 1-2 weeks.

Got it? Now, what are you waiting for? Start spreading the Nerdbastards/ThinkGeek gospel. DO IT NOW!

If you do not win but still want some nourishing nomming, then you can buy a single pack for $2.99 or a 3 pack for $7.99 (sweet deal) on thinkgeek.com

More on ThinkGeek and Gamer Grub Energy Snacks after the jump

Level up!

It’s been six hours since you started your gaming session. Everything is going great: your team of online warriors is completing quest after quest. Suddenly, you hear the growl of an angry beast. But this beast lives in the real world, and it’s growing violent. It’s your stomach and it’s hungry. But you don’t want to get up to get food and let your party down by not being there for them. What’s a gamer to do? Well, if you have some packs of Gamer Grub Energy Snacks, your problem is solved.

Gamer Grub Energy Snacks are the first snacks designed just for gamers. The resealable packaging is designed to keep your fingers grease-free and your keyboard crumb-free; just tear the top and pour into your mouth. Of course it’s delicious (else, why would we even offer it to you?) – but the best part is all the vitamins and neurotransmitters crammed into these yummy snacks. Each vitamin and mineral is selected by grubby scientists to give you all the goods to boost your cognitive functions. Not only will Gamer Grub Energy Snacks slay the vile fiend of hunger, it will also give your brain the power trip it needs to let you game until your butt fuses with your chair and you literally become one with your computer. Yeah, Gamer Grub Energy Snacks really are that powerful.

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Gamer Grub Energy Snacks

  • A delicious, cognitive enhancing snack designed just for gamers.
  • Packed with select vitamins and neurotransmitters which will boost your cognitive performance.
  • Handheld, resealable packaging – no greasy fingers or keyboard crumbs – just pour into your mouth.
  • Pizza Flavor Contents: Pizza Cashews, Cheese Curls, Tomato Almonds, Sesame Sticks, Fried Onions, and Pita Chips
  • PB&J Flavor Contents: Peanut Butter Chips, Peanuts, Strawberries, Strawberry Jelly Chips and Sweet Bread.
  • Net Wt./Dimensions:
    • Pizza: 3oz / approx. 7.25″ tall
    • PB&J: 3.5oz / approx. 7.25″ tall

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