Oh god, will someone call me an ambalamps (yes, that’s a reference to this classic web gem), I just pulled a fatality on my penis. I was watching some Mortal Kombat cosplayers (more like saline-injected porn stars paid to dress up) and shouted to my mighty member to “get over here” and after some hand-to-junk combos my manhood turned inside out. It was a flawless victory.
Over the weekend, the community manager for this year’s upcoming Mortal Kombat posted a handful of clips that feature cosplayers representing Sonya Blade, Kitana and Mileena. All three will be appearing at local Mortal Kombat tournament events across Europe this month, and then the pan-European tournament final held at the The Gadget Show on Sunday April 17th at Birmingham’s NEC Centre, UK.. Bah! Woman with knives? Shouldn’t they be in the kitchen makin’ sammies? Anyway, these clips are clearly intended for an audience consisting of heterosexual men and homosexual women. Enjoy the Mortal Cumbat!
Message to makers of Pr0n. A feature length cosplay MK porno would sell better than the game, make it happen.
My instincts tell me to fuck her but my brain tells that she will cut my dick off with her teeth… decisions decisions…
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