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“Anal sex.. the final frontier. To boldly go where no one has gone before.” OK, I couldn’t resist the obvious play on the Star Trek prime directive (Space.. the final frontier.. these are the voyages of the U.S.S Enterprise… blah, blah, blah. You know the rest.) when having to talk about the upcoming Star Trek: TNG porn.
Star Trek pr0n? Yes, indeed. The adult industries prime directive is to parody pop culture. With the avenue being the industries latest success (It’s like the only way they make money anymore.). Oh god, there is so many titles. On the heels of the wildly successful “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” we got “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX parody”, “TRU: A XXX Parody” (of HBO’s True Blood), “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” and many more. We even got a Star Wars, Superman, Wonder Woman, Avengers, Spider-man, Thor, Incredible Hulk and Captain America in the works. I’m basically saying that Star Trek didn’t have a chance in evading the ‘Klingon Bird of Prey’ that is the Porn industry.
Is it worth checking out? Well, part of the interest and appeal of all these parodies is the high production value and eye to detail in capturing the source material. They go as far as hiring TV show costume designers and set builders to re-create that recognizable aesthetic. In Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody, made by Revolution X and Digital Sin, they’re tossing in every polyester uniform, cardboard set, and horrible fucking wigs imaginable. Just like the show! Does it live up to that naughty “lost episode” you imagined it would be?
In my opinion, YES. Yes it does. While I haven’t seen the flick in it’s entirety, the official SFW trailer has just been released and judging by the preview, it’s fan-fiction come to life. It’s a convincing representation. The costumes. The sets. Even the story almost takes this out of the parody genre and instead places it in a believable alternate Star Trek universe. Where Picard and the crew do porn. Which totally could have happened in the real show. Q, would’ve have flipped his fingers sooner or later. Point is, Gene Roddenberry would nod his head in approval… if you know what I mean.
Check out the trailer below and let us know what you think.
On a distant planet, Data discovers the body of Lt. Tasha Yar, a former crew-member thought to be dead. While some of the crew are happy to see their lost comrade, others remain skeptical of her intentions. The appearance of a Romulan Warbird increases panic, and the Enterprise finds itself under attack from outside and within. Impending danger evokes lustful desires, as the crew turns to each other for comfort. Data and Tasha Yar rekindle their old flame, Troi and Riker put the Holodeck to use, and Captain Picard and Dr. Crusher finally have their moment of passion.
The pitch-perfect cast includes: April O’Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Dr. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi La Forge), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf) and Tim Cannon (security officer). In addition, a mainstream Patrick Stewart double named Giles was cast to play Captain Picard.
Digital Sin and Revolution X’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, A XXX Parody will be released on May 5th. Will you ‘engage’?
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