I knew it! I knew the same man who created the best saga in the galaxy couldn’t have been responsible for the prequels and that shameful Indiana Jones flick! Now, the truth is revealed.
In this fake-trailer (Wait, what? It really is fake? Aw, nuts.) for a film begging to be made, George Lucas Strikes Back, we learn the truth of what happened 20 years ago. After Episode IV-VI, George Lucas was on top of the world. Star Wars had become the most popular film franchise in history and he was earning big bucks from the outrageous amount of merchandising. Things couldn’t be better, and Lucas wanted to focus on smaller, more personal movies. Well, Hollywood bigwigs didn’t like the sounds of that.
Kidnapped and imprisoned for two decades George is back and pissed the fuck off. Midichlorians? Aliens in an Indy movie? Jar-Jar? WTF!? How can one man handle so much offense against his beautiful films?
Watch the hilarious trailer below. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll cry. Then again, maybe I’m crying because the real truth is, the man in flannel we see nowadays is the real George Lucas.