Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Every Monday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
This week’s edition: Samuel L. Jackson reads a fucking bedtime story, even worse super hero designs, Doctor Grover, Pokeboobs!, amazing retro Cowboys & Aliens poster, Star Wars animated neon signs, custom made Zelda chess set, David Tennant & Catherine Tate get “bovvered”, Infographic: Every 3D Movie Ever Made, live-action Angry Birds, Vader gets a rubdown then walks hit AT-AT, John Cleese learns to calm his road rage, Super Mario Bros stash boxes, Mario hydrant, Indiana Jones plushie, Kermit the Frog is Mal Reynolds and Hal Jordan, real life Pokemon, pee to your next high score, a Jurassic Park love hotel, awesome Doctor Who and Millenium Falcon cakes, a meme-tastic drink menu, Diagram of Geek Culture, Jaws meets Ariel bathing suit, Toy Story Unleashed, Dalek squirrels, the 8-bit world invades, Winterfell Direwolves win the championship, rent Oracle’s clocktower, is it 4:20 yet?
Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go the Fuck to Sleep.” I really don’t need to tell you anything else. It’s precious, charming and fucking hilarious. (CollegeHumor)
Pants. Wonder Pants! Every chick will be wearing pants! Oh, the silly promises those comic book companies make us. Because everyone looks more sensible with pants, lots of pants. Check out some seriously outrageous costume redesigns at College Humor. Be careful not to share these with any DC execs, they might get ideas.
Pokeboobs! Cosplay just took a whole new turn. A sexy and slightly disturbing one. (ObviousWinner)
Coming to an SNES near you, Game of Thrones! See all the bloody, incestuous fun in amazing 8-bit animation! Or, just listen to this sweet version of the GoT‘s theme as a rockin’ 8-bit tune. Hyrule’s got nothing on Westeros. (Buzzfeed)
Wow. How is it fan-made posters manage to be more incredible than official ones? Studios should really be outsourcing this job to the fine folks on the web. For more of Jane Meadows awesome artwork click here. (@janemeadows)
Neon signs are a rarity these days, which is a real shame for many reasons but most of of all because of these incredible neon designs! Check out more Star Wars, Pulp Fiction and Ghostbusters signs at Nerd Approved.
Really impressive custom made Zelda chess set. Seriously, what can’t nerds make? (Geekologie)
It’s an oldie but a goodie. David Tennant guest stars on The Catherine Tate Show for this Comic Relief sketch. But is Catherine “bovvered?” (TheMarySue)
Completely burnt out on 3D movies? Yeah, me too. We can only hope the above pattern repeats itself and we move away from this gimmick sooner than later. Click to enlarge the above infographic featuring every 3D movie ever made. (NerdApproved)
I really don’t get the appeal of Angry Birds. Sorry. But being able to play it live with real world consequences? Sign me up! (GeeksAreSexy)
Darth Vader gets a helmet rubdown from a loyal trooper. (FashionablyGeek)
Then he takes his AT-AT for a walk. The easy living of a Sith lord. (UnrealityMag)
John Cleese has been starring in a series of ads for TomTom GPS. Needless to say the’re pretty effin’ funny. In this one he learns to manage his road rage. (TheMarySue)
A stylish, nerdy way to keep all your crap organized. Just think of the prizes you could hide away in those gold boxes. Warning, don’t try to break ‘em with you head (YouBentMyWookie)
If you need more Mario in your life, head outside and continue decorating. (NerdApproved)
Kermit has really become a cosplay fan. Check out what a great Mal Reynolds he makes. (Shirtoid!)
Or if comic books are more your thing he’s also been seen sporting this great Green Lantern costume. His even looks real! (BleedingCool)
You lose the cuteness when you take a Pokemon and make then realistic. Now they’re just creepy. If you saw one of these scampering around your house you’d be grabbing that Raid damn fast. (Geekosystem)
Only the japanese would look at a urinal and think, “How could we turn this into a video game?” (AnimeNewsNetwork)
A place to do your lovin’ Jurassic style. Umm, whatever that means. (i09)
Mmm… what could be tastier than this Doctor Who cake? (ThatsNerdDelicious)
Well, maybe this completely awesome Millenium Falcon wedding cake. Who could bring themselves to cut this up!? (Blastr)
Some incredibly smart and awesome and dare we say sexy? person has created the most epic of drink menus. It’s like interwebs got hammered and then threw up at your favorite bar. (TDW)
Need to know where you fit in with geek culture? Here ya go. (NerdApproved)
From the people who brought us the R2-D2 swimsuit is this delightful mash-up. Ariel never knew what was coming. (FashionablyGeek)
Oh yeah, Toy Story just got a hell load more grown up. This is what happens when you abandon your toys to their own brutal devices. (Toy Story Unleashed)
Exterminate! Exterminate! We want your nuts. (NerdApproved)
I know who I’m picking to win the championship next year. Suck it, Lebron, winter is coming. (FashionablyGeek)
Oracle will be no more come September but what will happen to her sweet pad? Good news is you can rent the clocktower. (ComicsAlliance)
And finally, the only time you ever need to know. (FashionablyGeek)