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As if on cue, less than a month before the release of Captain America: The First Avenger, we have the SFW trailer for the Cap’s porn movie. Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (note it’s EXTREME!) is only the latest in a long line of comic book movie porn parodies. Parody really is the new direction of the porn market with everything from Batman and Iron Man porns to slightly more unsettling parodies like This Ain’t Glee XXX. ::shudders::

Watch the trailer below and let us know if Captain America’s foray into the erotic is enough to tickle your fancy. From the trailer, I’m guessing Steve Rogers could have used more time to let that super soldier serum kick in. I mean, I know Evan Stone is the go to guy for these titillating comic book parodies, but after seeing Chris Evans all mega beefcake in Marvel’s trailer it’s hard not to want to see the same for the porn.

U.S. GOVERNMENT CLASSIFIED INFORMATION: Steve Rogers, a genetically modified super solder, single handily ended World War II. His codename was Captain America! After being frozen in a block of ice for 70 years, Rogers (Evan Stone) is back, and he’s the only thing standing between America and the forces of evil. Along with Nick Fury (Sean Michaels), Sharon Carter (Tara Lynn Foxx) and the rest of top secret organization S.H.I.E.L.D., Cap has to battle his arch nemesis, The Red Skull (Bill Bailey). There’s also the sexy-but-deadly Madame HYDRA (Juelz Ventura), who wants to screw him as badly as she wants to kill him! Leaked government files led to “Captain America XXX”, where private citizens may witness the red-blooded hero bone and battle his way through the modern era. The politics have changed, but the sex remains the same!

And yes, there is a cameo from a Samuel L. Jackson look-a-like. Or, I should say a porneo. Ba dum tssssh.

source: BleedingCool

Category: Comics, Film

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