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I’m on a roll with all the Harry Potter crack today! Ooh, I’ve reached my quota of crack jokes for the day… (Ironically, she does look like a crack whore at about 0:25 in the video below. And this is me being nice.)

All bitchiness aside, Mandy’s Harry Potter parody of Beyonce’s “Halo” is actually really well done and her singing isn’t too bad either. The dude hanging out in the background is a nice touch, though I’m not sure who it’s supposed to be… Nobody in the Harry Potter ‘verse has dark facial hair with beard except for Hagrid.

Hit the jump for the lyrics!

REMEMBER 2001
NOBODY KNEW HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
THE DARK LORD LOST HIS POWER
AND THEN IT ALL HAD BEGUN

SO NOW WE’RE ALL GATHERED HERE
CAUSE IT’S THE END OF HIS 7TH YEAR
STANDING IN LINE FOR HOURS
OF OUR LAST MIDNIGHT PRIMERE

HIS SCAR STARTED ACHIN
YEAH AND LOCKHART WAS FAKIN
SIRIUS WAS MISTAKEN
TOOK 7 MOVIES JUST TO SORT IT OUT

BUT THIS IS GONNA HURT MORE
THAN WHEN SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE
IT’S TIME FOR THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

I FEEL LIKE VOLDEMORT
CAUSE MY SOULS BEING TORN APART
I’M HERE TO SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
AND I KNOW IT’S GONNA BREAK MY HEART

WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

PART TWO

DOBBY DIED A FREE ELF
STILL IT MAKES ME WANNA KILL MYSELF
YOU BETTER QUIT READIN TWILIGHT
CUZ YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE STUPIFIED

GOT A LIGHTNING BOLT UPON MY HEAD
PLEASE DON’T TELL ME HEDWIGS REALLY DEAD
ACCIO THAT BOX OF TISSUE
IM GONNA NEED A LOT HERE TO GET ME THROUGH

DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT I MADE IT
LOOK THAT GUY’S DRESSED LIKE HAGRID
HURRY UP TAKE A PICTURE
I WANNA SHARE IT ON TWITTER

THIS IS GONNA HURT MORE
THAN WHEN SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE
IT’S TIME FOR THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

I FEEL LIKE VOLDEMORT
CAUSE MY SOULS BEING TORN APART
I’M HERE TO SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
AND I KNOW IT’S GONNA BREAK MY HEART

WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

PART TWO

BUT THIS IS GONNA HURT MORE
THAN WHEN SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE
IT’S TIME FOR THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

I FEEL LIKE VOLDEMORT
CAUSE MY SOULS BEING TORN APART
I’M HERE TO SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
AND I KNOW IT’S GONNA BREAK MY HEART

WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
WHEN I SEE THE HALLOWS
SEE THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

PART TWO

REPEAT BRIDGE AND CHORUS X3

Source: You Bent My Wookie

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