By now you’ve already seen the insanely amazing teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises (above), with crumbling buildings and a very well placed Batman Logo. If that gets your jollies, then I’ll have you know that the first trailer to Warner Bros. next Batman movie will show right before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, which comes out this Friday.

For you fuckos that love spoilers and simply can’t wait 3 damn days, we have (Thanks to AICN) a description of said trailer:

Alright sir, here it is. I’m doing this on my phone so I ask that you correct any obvious grammar and punctuation errors I may make.

-Trailer opens with studio logos set on top of the blue flame from Dark Knight.

Start panning up some buildings, but cut to the screen card: EVERY HERO HAS A JOURNEY.

Cuts to a shot from Begins with Bruce walking up to that Village when he’s looking for Ra’s


Ra’s (Liam Neeson) voice over: “If you make yourself more then just a man. If you devout yourself to be ideal. And you become something else entirely. A legend Mr. Wayne….A LEGEND!”


Cut to Gordon in a hospital bed laying on his side. Looks to be in serious pain. Has A breathing mask on. He is talking to someone.

Gordon: “We were in this together, then you were gone…….Now this Evil rises. The Batman…..HAS to come back.” (all this is said in a very raspy voice, in much pain)

Bruce/Batman(its not shown who he’s talking to, so don’t know in which form Bruce is visiting him in. My guess would be as Bruce Wayne) : “What if he doesn’t exist anymore?”

This part is the hardest to understand in the entire trailer, I listened to it at least 10 times but the score is over powering here and Gordon is having trouble talking. It sounds as if he says,  “Humor me,” while trying to laugh. I might be wrong here, full disclosure.

During this quick talk we’re shown a shot of the bat cycle when it drives up the ramp from Dark Knight, Gordon destroying the Act Signal all cut in with the Hospital. As well as super fast flashes of Bane’s face.

Pan up crumbing buildings to reveal the Teaser Poster, the camera zooms to the white opening and on an all white screen the title appears. The score reaches a fever pitch before turning over to The chanting from the website.


Fades to black and then we see Batman backing away from something, then Bane enters from the left side of the screen. Very quick shot then the trailers done.

If f that didn’t get those Bat-nipples hard, I don ‘t know what will. Guess you’ll pay for a Harry Potter ticket like the rest of the Muggles to see the trailer.

Via: Geek Tyrant

Category: Comics, Film

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