Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
On Mondays we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
This week’s edition: Catch Superman at the ATM, Darth Vader hot air balloon, Star Wars Lamborghini, Alan Tudyk on Twitter, Yoda head warmer, Two-Face from Batman: Arkham City, Bucky and Jason in Comics, Everybody!, Neville Longbottom = WILF, Geek girls’t conversations revealed, turbine powered Batmobile, How Mr. Meowmers Won The Medal Of Honor, Star Wars and hookahs, blasphemous Star Wars decoration of the day, super-gnomes, Hoptimus Prime, Super Nyan Cat, DIY Tardis socks, steampunk Iron Man, 19 Retro Games (That Should Have Existed), all time low score on Super Mario Bros., epic backyard battle, cardboard-D2, protocol droid pasta, best post Harry Potter 7.2 celebration, live-action Bomberman, Karen Gillan – best cosplay accessory, all future women hairstyles are the same, Pac-man swimsuit, LEGO Batcave diorama, 60 years of voice acting infographic, ultimate comic book movie guide, greatest Star Wars game you’ll never play.
Luke…I am your Heavenly Father (13GB)
Rough night, Supes? And how much does a new Kryptonian suit cost these days? (FashionablyGeek)
Hell, even better Vader could be cruisin’ Coruscant in this sweet Star Wars themed Lamborghini Murcielago LP 640. He can be all like, “Hey ladies.” (GeekTyrant)
More peaks and sneaks of Batman: Arkham City. Here’s a new pic of Two-Face, showing off his better side. (Comics Alliance)
Celebrate the, uhh, lives of two of comic’s most treasured sidekicks, Bucky Barnes and Jason Todd in the newest edition of Comics, Everbody! (ComicsAlliance)
Neville Longbottom: WILF (Wizard I’d like to Fuck). What a difference terrible wizard warfare and decapitating an evil snakes can really do for your confidence. (BestWeekEver)
No wonder he’s such a mouth breather, he’s full of hot air. Or, more likely, with his Tie Fighter out of commission Lord Vader needed a new ride. Subtle Darth.(laughingsquid)
A turbine powered Batmobilie. Note, completely street legal. Wha–!? (Dvice)
Want to watch a cat mow down a bunch of terrorist bastards? Of course you do, this is, How Mr. Meowmers Won The Medal Of Honor. (NerdApproved)
Learn all you’d ever want to know about Hookahs and the Star Wars Universe. (Hookah-Shisha)
Ex-writer (and NB’s graphic artist. He made our awesome logo) Blake Stevenson can’t get enough of the youtube sensation calorie counting cooking show called Epic Meal Time. He couldn’t helpbut throw together an Epic Info Graphic! It only made sense after seeing some of the things they do. This one just so happens to be the Fast Food Meatloaf!
Keeping your garden free of crime and villainy. And still managing to be insanely creepy. (NerdApproved)
Autobots, roll out and please, don’t drink and drive. (UnrealityMag)
What is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Also, I dare you to site through this entire video. (ComicsAlliance)
Admit it, you’re now googling how to knit in order to make a pair of these awesome socks. Autumn is only a few months away, get knittin’! (FashionablyGeek)
Because everything needs a Steampunk counterpart nowadays. (How to Be a Retronaut)
A completely genius list, 19 Retro Games (That Should Have Existed). From Cracked, of course.
High scores on Super Mario Bros. are such a passe achievement. Getting an all time low score of 600 points without dying, that’s impressive.
Spectacularly epic backyard battle that makes anything you dreamed up as child pale in comparison. (Geekosystem)
Incredible R2-D2 created entirely of cardboard and duct tape. Seriously, cardboard. (NerdApproved)
Not only does C-3PO know over 6 millions forms of communication, he goes great with a nice chianti. (GeeksAreSexy)
Ready to absolutely seethe with jealousy. “After Universal Orlando Resort’s AMC Universal Cineplex 20 premiered Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2last night, there was an even bigger treat waiting for Potter fans: free admission to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.” RAGE!! (TDW: Geeks)
The big screen adaptation of the video game Bomberman coming to a theatre near you…never. But at least you can check out this sweet fan-made trailer and dream. (SlashFilm)
Best cosplay ever…for infinity. You know this kid will be pulling this picture out 20 years from now to get laid at Comic-Con 2021. (TDW: Geeks)
This is some truly disturbing and irrefutable evidence. (UnrealityMag)
Another drool-worthy swimsuit from Black Milk Clothing. Wokka-wokka. (FashionablyGeek)
Holy Batcave Diorama, Batman! (Geekologie)
Feel the need to amp up your Iron Man cosplay with some working lasers for your hand pulsars? There’s a hack for that. (Hack A Day)
Whoa, whoa, Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls, Lil and Phil from Rugrats and Cubert Farnsworth from Futurama are all voiced by the same woman! Mind blown. (All That Is Interesting)
First super hero to have a live-action adaptation, Captain Marvel. How about them apples, Superman. (iheartchaos)
Simply genius fan-made Star Wars game. It’s the greatest Star Wars game you’ll never play. (Crackajack)