I’ve no idea who this guy is, but he’s recently posted a video on YouTube of some dude (possibly him?) in a Spidey costume, abducting a couple of kids to teach them shitty moves. This, my friends, is the Spider-Man Workout.
This pussy workout is completely ineffective. It explains why he’s not as fit and trim as a Spider-Man should be; the elastics around his tighty whiteys are seriously digging into his flesh. Even the YouTube comments are generally unimpressed; the video itself is pretty fuckin’ lame. But that’s also what makes it so damn awesome.
Time to incorporate the Sling Stance and Doc Knocker into my daily life! (No. Not really. But I will definitely see how high I can get!)
Source: The Mary Sue