Dorkly’s got an awesome new rap posted, called “Wish I Had A Portal Gun”. It’s actually pretty fuckin’ amazing. The prime uses of a Portal Gun are to basically teleport places, to impress chicks, to escape from family and losers, and to jack yourself off — or, better yet, to go down on yourself. Pretty fuckin’ handy, huh? Sounds like a good deal to me!

Now, where’s my Portal Gun?

Source: Dorkly

Category: Nerd Culture