Being dead sucks and rightfully so, your stuck in a box six feet underground and there’s no tv. But being a zombie is awesome. You never sleep, you hunger for human flesh and getting shot just tickles; it’s like heaven right?
That’s the old zombie, these new zombies can think and talk for themselves, but some undead assholes just have to be bitchy about the whole thing. Fucking whiners.
A message from R.A.A.C.P (Recently Animated Americans Conservation Protection)-
The following short features recently-animated Americans portrayed in an unflattering fashion. Please keep in mind that Zomphobia is still a real problem facing death-challenged peoples. Donations can be made at your nearest horde.
Special thanks to Mega Steakman for making such a brain teaser.