Cracked.com unequivocally proves that The Justice League make for fuckin’ shitty bosses. This is primarily because, according to Cracked’s representation of them, they’re goddamn stupid and can’t see beyond their own asses (or their dicks, rather). And, so, you really don’t want to get in on the action under their direction or tutelage.
Anyway, the entire point is that it’s all a joke. Obviously. And Cracked does a pretty fuckin’ hilarious job with it. Watch them strike fear into the hearts of men… from a bubble bath!