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What do you remember from the original 1990 Total Recall? Schwarzennegger ripping out a tracking device through his nose with a futuristic mechanical dildo contraption, some goatsie tummy lookin’ alien named Kuato shouting “start the reactor Quaid” *garggle* and above all else… a three boobed hooker, right? Shiiiiiiiiit, everyone remembers tri-boob. I mean for gods sake, if you saw a chick with three tits are you not gonna remember it? It’s the ideal male fantasy. Two hands, face. Side note: It’s actually been a life long fantasy of mine to meet a real life girl with a 3 gerber server deformity. The closet I came was a stripper in Canada with a third nipple, which very well could have been unfortunate placed pepperoni. I’m not sure.

Anyway….

Will the upcoming Total Recall remake by Les Wiseman have a chick with three breasts? Short answer. YES!

Frosty from Collider spent  22 minutes chatting Wiseman at this years San Diego Comic Con. Around the 5:37 mark he gets into the Total Recall stuff, after he discusses his hot wife in Underworld, and he tip toes around tri-tits:

Frosty: “Are there any Easter eggs for the original movie as a nod?”
Len Wiseman: “For sure. And what I did was, after I read the script, I wrote a list out of the things I remembered from Total Recall when I was 15, before I went and watched Total Recall again to see what actually stuck with me.”

Dude, mofo is obviously referring to a three-breasted woman. Again, who doesn’t remember a something like that? Unless maybe he’s gay. He isn’t. He’s constantly reminding how he repeatedly sticks his penis in Kate Beckinsale’s cooter. Asshole (that too).But there’s a problem with this great news – Wiseman’s Recall is PG-13. What the hell kind of triple boobage are we going to see in a PG-13 joint?

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