A telemarketer for the government called Gerant (British Earl Hickey) to try to sell solar water heaters that come with a special rebate. Without batting an eye (which I don’t think he can because of heavy homo erotic-looking piercings) he answers all her questions while slippin’ in details that he’s a rich man named Bruce Wayne. His address is even in Gotham City- and she accepts it all.
No alternate contact method? What about the fucking Bat-Signal?!! Oh, and Inigo Montoya wants his mustache back.