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You didn’t ask for it, but it’s happening anyway. The newly titled Resident Evil: Retribution is set to shoot this coming October. 

Though she’s yet to formally sign on, Milla Jovovich is expected to star in the film along with the already confirmed Sienna Guillory. Paul W.S. Anderson is working on a script, which could mean he will direct.

Plot details are under tight lips, but Sony Screen Gems is aiming to have it in theaters come September 14, 2012. An October start date would ensure this.

*makes repeated hand farting noises*.  Resident Evil Afterlife (4th in the series) was terrible. It was all style and no substance. Awful dialogue, and embarrassingly simplistic storytelling. It was just pubescent eye candy. Slo-mo decapitations and other forms of gory special effects. A 2 hour music video! Bah! I few-king hate that movie, as well as it’s two predecessor (First one.. I’ll admit I kinda dug.). Apparently a select few and I are alone in less sentiment, because Afterlife outgrossed every single other film in the franchise, including a huge $200 million plus overseas.

Oi! I can’t imagine what type of human being enjoyed Afterlife, the piece of shit it is, even as a “guilty pleasure.” You RE fan-boys are welcomed to disagree with my wishes to see more Resident Evil flicks, but this franchise can sniff my taint.

Bring back zombies (memba those) and another Milla Jovoich twat shot and then maybe I’ll see it.

Source: Bloody Disgusting

Category: Film

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