There is nothing wrong with your computer.
Do not attempt to adjust your monitor.
Nerd Bastards is controlling transmission.
Nerd Bastards will control the horizontal. Nerd Bastards will control the vertical.
We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
For the next 43 seconds, sit quietly and Nerd Bastards will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Internet.
Doctor Who has a message for all of humanity – Don’t Blink!
This has been your Internet Cat Video of the Day.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Internet Video of a guy getting kicked in the balls.