Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday, every morning, we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

YESSSS! Adventure Time toys are coming to a toy store near you! Pictured above is a Finn figure with interchangeable faces. Mathematical! The whole line is featured at Comics Alliance, check it out.


Question, is this a Stormtrooper dressed as raccoon Mario, or raccoon Mario dressed as a Stormtrooper? Something important to ponder. (Fashionably Geek)


Better than an actual Jayne hat, a t-shirt with a picture of a Jayne hat. (Fashionably Geek)


This is most delightfully awkward, nerdy proposal ever and it includes the best cameo as a finale. Make sure you watch to the very end. (Nerdist)


Does it get any better than a sexy pin-up with a Star Wars tattoo? Yes, if the tattoo is Boba motha-fuckin’ Fett. (Fashionably Geek)


Remember when comics used to come with little blurbs on the covers? They would give you a tease of what to expect inside, and they tended to be a totally ridiculous sounding. Well, Comics Alliance rounded up some of The Greatest Comic Book Cover Blurbs Ever and you need to check ’em out.


So, the nerdy wedding proposal above was pretty awesome, how can we do better? How about Bruce Campbell, the Chin himself, presiding over your proposal. Starts around 7:11. (The Mary Sue)


Ever wanted to sleep on the moon? For a mere $1,970 the dream can be yours! (Nerd Approved)


Uh-oh, I believe a new challenger has entered the grid. (Nerd Approved)


Some mad genius has created an infographic explaining social media sites and their super hero counter parts. Haha, Facebook Smash! Click the image to be taken to the full version. (Looking for source, wanna help us out, leave a comment below!)


Learn how to draw this adorable Jabba the Hutt in four easy steps from awesome-tacular illustrator, Katie Cook. I can haz art skillz! (StarWars.com)


And now, T-shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY!

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Don’t forget about our Nerd Bastards’ tees, available at Split Reason!

Category: Comics, Film, Nerd Culture, TV, Videogames, WTF?

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