Screw the Kama Sutra (no pun intended), if you’re looking for the newest sex move read a comic book instead.
Personally, I’ve only ever practiced ‘The Superman’ (which is oddly not listed here). It goes a little something like this:
A sexual act characterized by doing doggy-style then ejaculating on her shoulders. Follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
Man- Bitch hold on a sec.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Man- Shutup hoe It’s called the superman
Anyway, here’s College Humor’s incredibly nerdy sex advice you never knew you needed. And don’t worry, all these moves are canon.
Via: College Humor