Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Brent Spiner’s Eerily Accurate Patrick Stewart Impression, Zombie Attack Wedding Announcement, Pizception and MORE!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Brent Spiner has an eerily acurate Patrick Stewart impression. It’s awesome, but creepy. Seriously, you must give this a watch. (io9)
Oh, great, as if The Shining didn’t terrify me enough. Excuse me, having nightmares. (/Film)
All right, to explain: the employees of Ubisoft Montreuil (just outside Paris) and the employees of BNP Bank have been stuck in the Post-It battle of the century. But Ubisoft just pwned BNP with this incredible Assassin’s Creed Post-It art. (TDW: Geek)
Dude, you’ve been stuck! (Fashionably Geek)
Whoa…it’s a pizza, made of pizza-flavored snacks. Ingredients: Pizza Supreme Doritos, Pizzalicious Pringles, Pepperidge Farm Flavor Blasted Xplosive Pizza Goldfish crackers, Pepperoni Pizza Combos and, playing the role of “sauce,” pizza-flavored hummus. (TDW)
Question, in this duel, who shoots first? (Fashionably Geek)
What better way to announce your impending nuptials than a horrific zombie attack? (Fashionably Geek)
Can you imagine getting out of that armor in a port-a-potty?! (Fashionably Geek)
Check out this amazing Portal fan art. Now you’re portal-ing with balloons. (Nerd Approved)
I never considered Chewbacca all that sexy, but now, I think I’m seeing this wookiee in a whole new light. (Fashionably Geek)
There has always been a secret war between the Plumbers and the Koopas. (Fashionably Geek)
Superman was the fist super hero, so of course he has the longest most convaluted history. Wouldn’t it be great if somebody could explain it for your in eight panels, for easy digestions. Ta-da! It’s the newest ‘Comics, Everybody!‘ (Comics Alliance)
So while LEGO and Marvel are teaming up for an official line of minifigs, some people just can’t wait. These custom made Avengers minifigs are the work of Andrew Becraft and they’re brilliant! (TDW: Geek)
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