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Times are tough for a working Droid. The rebel alliance is triumpant, the Empire is in ruins, the need for Droids in peace time just isn’t what it used to be. A Droids gotta eat though, but Han always said, “A job is a job.”  

What started out as a cool full sized cardboard R2D2 filled with treats for Emmett the Grizzly Bear at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo turned into an erotic “Bear on Droid” porn fest. Oh the things a Droid must do to survive.

Wait, R2!

IT’S  A TRAP!

It’s a Driod SNUFF FILM!!!!!

R2!!!!!!!!!

OH THE DROIDMANITY!