Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Incredible ‘Portal 2’ Cosplay, Play Mario with a Portal Gun, Starfleet Pasties and MORE!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Transform your home into a Gotham cathedral with this awesome, print-out stained glass window. Strange, did I just miss Red Hood in Batman: The Animated Series? (Nerd Approved)
Ask, and ye shall receive. This image comes from Redditor (and Pizza Hut employee) whitey182, who writes,
Two girls came in to the store and said it was their little brother’s birthday and he really wanted a Pokéball pizza. They said that the Domino’s down the street wouldn’t make it for them. Success?
Brilliant and delicious. (TDW: Geek)
Would anyone else be scared as shit if your treadmill started singing the end theme to Portal 2? I’m sure some people have considered killing their treadmill, what does it think about that? (Dorkly)
Once you’ve installed all your Batman stained glass windows the rest of your house must match, right? (TDW: Geek)
Simply incredible Portal 2 cosplay. I mean…wow. (Geek Tyrant)
Want to be completely mesmerized by fire and a groovy remix of some tunes from Legend of Zelda. Here ya go. (Geeks Are Sexy)
Nerd burlesque is all the rage right now for some very obvious reasons. We love nerdy things and we love naked people, or at least almost naked people. Case in point, these Star Trek pasties. Who wants to mind meld with her first? (Obvious Winner)
Listen to Allie Goertz and her friend Megan serenade you with their musical rendition lyrics abouts the last time he played D&D from Patton Oswalt’s Zombie Spaceship Wasteland. Sweet and nerdy. (The Mary Sue)
Make sure your child grows up right with the gift of reading. Even better than the gift of reading, the gift of Bowie. David Bowie. (TDW: Geek)
Sure, there have been animated videos of Mario with a Portal gun, but this is taken from an actual, playable game!
Mari0, which is an actual game currently in development, reworks stages fromSuper Mario Bros. and The Lost Levels to give Mario the power of portals. The developers plan to include downloadable map packs with Portal-esque puzzles and a simultaneous multiplayer mode.
AWESOME! Now you’re saving the princess with portals. (TDW: Geek)
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